Take This _____ and Shove It

I just got a rude reminder that the place I live in is a toilet and most of the people here -- especially the men -- are cretanous losers. I had been bugging this friend I work with about this cute guy. You know, the ol' who's-he-dating-does-he-like-me thing. So Friend asks Cute Guy on my behalf but he got all weird and aloof. Then he calls his fuck-of-the-moment skank and gets her to come down to the store. She gets there and they go through MY checkstand with their tongues in each other's mouth while she's riding on his skateboard. OH, PLEASE! What are you, twelve? I didn't know whether to tell them to get a room or ask them what they were wearing to the prom.

-- Mz M.